THE JOKES
"Cooking ala Kindergarten"
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES by Lee
12 inches of dough
Pick up the dough and put it on a pan. Put it in the oven for maybe about
16 minutes. Take it out and put on chocolate chips. Eat it.
Makes: 4 cookies
M&M COOKIES by Ginny
10 marshmallows
1 cup of sugar
1/2 bag of M&M's
1 egg
Put everything in a bowl. Stir it and cook it in the oven for 10 minutes.
The oven is 7 meters hot so they can be puffy. Eat them when they're
all done.
Makes: 10 cookies
APPLE PIE by Laura
3 apples
1 cup of cinnamon
3 cups of sugar
crust
Peel the apples and cut them up. Roll out the crust dough. Put a little
bit of cinnamon and sugar on the dough. Put the apples in. Bake it for
3 minutes.
Serves: 4
CHEESE TOAST by Megan
1 piece of bread
1 piece of cheese
Put the bread and the cheese in the oven for 20 minutes. Some will be
burnt. Take it out of the oven and eat it.
Serves: 1
CHEESE PIZZA by Daniel
2 cups of shredded cheese
2 cups of tomato sauce
Look in a cookbook to make the dough. Put the tomato sauce and the
shredded cheese on the dough. Put it in the oven for 4 minutes on
5 degrees.
Makes 4 slices because I have 4 people in my family.
FRENCH TOAST by Cory
4 pieces of toast
4 strawberries
3 lemons
2 onions
Cook it on the stove for 5 minutes. Cut the strawberries in half so
you'll have 2 on each side. Eat it on a plate.
Serves: 4
FRENCH FRIES by Logan
1/2 cup cooking oil
3 or 4 potatoes
Chop up the potatoes. You put them in a pot with cooking oil and cook
them for 5 to 12 minutes. They are done when they get brown. Take them
out and put them in a bowl. Put on 3 shakes of salt and pepper.
Serves: 3
SPAGHETTI by Darryle
30 baskets of sauce
21 spaghetti sticks
22 chickens
10 baskets of corn
30 french fries
Cook it in a circle pan. You will need a stove to cook it on. Let it
cook for 1,000 or 50 hours. Eat it at the table with a spoon. Use your
hands for the french fries.
Serves: 30
CHICKEN by Chauncey
5 chickens
some white stuff
Put a little white stuff on it. Put it in a pan and cook it in the oven
for about 5 or 6 hours. Take it out and put it in the refrigerator for
about 12 hours. Warm it up again and then eat it.
Serves: 5
TACOS by Lawrence
3 cups of cheese
4 cups of water
4 taco shells
hamburger
Put the hamburger in the oven for 13 minutes. Stir it up and put the
water in it. Put it in the shells and put the cheese on it. Then we eat
them.
Serves: 4
CASSEROLE by Alanna
2 or 3 hand fulls of cheese
1 cup of rice
water
Put the cheese, rice, and the water into a big pan. Put it in the oven
and cook it for 5 minutes. Take it out and bring it to the table and
scoop it on the plates.
Serves: 5
FRIED POTATOES by Justin
1/2 cup butter
4 potatoes
Put it in a big pan and put it on top of the stove. Cook it for about 7
hours. Take it out and eat it.
Serves: 4
BACON by Jessica
1 plastic bag of bacon
Put 1 or 2 pieces in the oven and it's going to cook for 10 minutes. Eat
it with a fork.
Serves: 2
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES by Blake
1 bag of dough
4 chocolate Hershey's
Bake it for about 40 mintues and take it out of the oven.
Makes: 3 cookies
SAUSAGE PIZZA by Douglas
1 roll of dough
1 bag of sausage
1 can of tomato sauce
1 bag of regular pizza cheese
Spread the tomato sauce on the dough and then put cheese on it. Put the
sausage on and bake it for 10 minutes on 10 degrees. You can eat it on a
plate.
Makes: 8 slices
CHOCOLATE PUDDING by Gretchen
2 cups of salt
1 bowl of sugar
Bake it in the oven in a bowl for 6 minutes at 5 degrees. Put it in the
refrigerator for a minute.
Serves: 5
PEPPERONI PIZZA by Stefan
10 pepperonis
5 pieces of cheese with salt and pepper on it
1 piece of crust
2 eggs
Cook it with a pan on the stove for 5 minutes. Take it out and put it on
the plates.
Serves: 10
BROWNIES by Hannah
7 nuts
1 thing of chocolate
1 thing of sugar
1 thing of salt
Cook it in the oven on 70 degrees for 10 minutes. Eat it with a fork.
Serves: 2
MACARONI AND CHEESE by Bradley
1 measure of water
1 drip of salt
2 drops of food medicine
Put it in the oven for 1 minutes on 2 degrees. Serve it in a regular
bowl.
Serves: 3
OATMEAL by Kristen
1 box of oatmeal
3 inches of water
Put the oatmeal in the water and put it in a bowl. Put it in the
microwave for 15 minutes. Eat it with water.
Serves: 1
TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE EVER COOKED FOR US, WE DEDICATE THIS RECIPE
BOOK!