THE JOKES

"What's Johnny Holding?"

don't read if you are easily offended

It is the first day of classes. The teacher walks in and says, "Children... Children, listen up. We are going to play a little guessing game to start off the day. I will put something behind my back, give two clues and you have to tell me what it is. Ready?"
The teacher grabs something from out of her desk and puts it behind her back. "What I have behind my back is long and yellow. What is it?"
Johnny throws up his hand, "I know, I know!"
Knowing how perverted little Johnny is the teacher ignored him and asked Anna. "Is it a Banana?"
"No, it's a pencil but I like the way you're thinking!" She puts the pencil down and grabs something else. "Now this object is round and red. What is it?"
Once again Little Johnny begins to scream and holler, "I know, I know!", and once again the teacher ignores him. "Paul, what is it?"
"Is it an apple?"
"No, it's a ball, but I like the way you're thinking."
All of the sudden Johnny slams his books down and storms up to the front of the room. "You know teacher, I am really sick of this bulls$(*!!! I think its time we play a little guessing game of our own." He reaches deep into his pocket. "Now I have something in my hand that's round, hard and has a head! What is it???"
"Oh my god, Johnny don't you dare pull out your penis!"
"No,Miss... it's a quarter... BUT I SURE LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING!"