"Violence in Schools"

Not a particularly humorous subject!!!!

Not Again!!!!

A dull day; thank God!!

Ambulance Parking Zone

Violence is caused by...

Turn the other Cheek

Weapons of Class Destruction

Garbage In...

Military Recruiting

Constant Surveilance

Violence: Interactive Play

Response to Gun Crisis

Teachers have it made...

Joey Forgot his 45

Shoot my Teacher

Guns too available???

Fleeing High School

Student Violence Resource

And a Joke just to lighten the mood:

I guess this arrest was easy as pi!

School Teacher Arrested: The War on Terror Continues!!

NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as ' unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.